It’s official, folks. Halloween has come and gone. There’s frost on the ground overnight. Today was a high of 51F. Starbucks has switched to its Christmas cups. Yep. It’s begun. The Wintering. And with the Wintering comes the Colding, the Freezing and the inevitable Wanting to Hibernate.
But never fear, Random Internet Person. All is not lost. I mean sure, it’s mostly lost for about the next oh, seven months or so (I do live in Michigan), but there are a few hardy, rugged things that will help you get through the winter.
1. A bearskin rug. Just looking at it will make you feel warmer. Even better if the bear is still attached. I mean, hey, nothing warms you up like cardio, right? Run faster!
2. Comfort foods–lasagna, chili, stew, pulled pork, short ribs, cookies fresh from the oven—warm foods to heat your insides…and after all, after all that exercise running away from the bear, clearly what you need most is high-carb, high-fat, heavy foods to gently gel your insides into organ butter.
3. A heater. Really people, pay your heating bills.
4. Hot sauce! Hot sauce can go on anything. Eggs, mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese, pastas, ice cream…and sure, there are fifty gazilliion different hot sauces out there you can buy but if you were going to do that, then why bother reading this recipe blog? It surely can’t be just my witty repartee. Clearly you have the desire to create. So go ahead. Satisfy your inner primal human nature and build fire…in your belly. With hot sauce. Continue reading